Reclaim the Game

The Keeper's Archive

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• The Keeper - 19th January 2011


• Becks. One hell of an achievement
• Harry and Becks on a dream ticket
• Talking tactics with Big Sam
• King Kenny comes to the rescue


• The Keeper - 15th December 2010


• England's common men
• Three Lions go in for the kill
• FIFA fills its boots with the best bids
• Qatar: the hotbed of football culture


• The Keeper - 24th November 2010


• Harry stays on screen
• Tweeting Pizzuti serenades the Kop
• Beckham the media darling
• Wenger didn’t see it coming


• The Keeper - 26th October 2010


• The twats are still twittering
• Davies not on target to replace Heskey
• The next Gaffa - as English as they come
• Hammers’ home of former hooligan heaven


• The Keeper - 14th October 2010


• Wazza loves his creature comforts
• FIFA investigates its own navel
• Nagging wife bags LFC
• Joe Hart hits the beach (bar)


• The Keeper - 30th September 2010


• “Pervey” Miss Universe Ogles Cock
• Alan the Patch Thatch Shearer
• Sam Wins Play Station World Cup
• Warner Up to His Old Tricks


• The Keeper - 8th September 2010


• Big Sam's Six Yard Box
• Bellamy Prefers His Own
• Chocks Away For the Battle of Britain
• Boateng's Trolley Dolly Folly


• The Keeper - 11 August 2010


• United and Arsenal have loads of bottle
• Recycling Olympics for sex-toys
• Language no barrier for Eduardo
• Gissa job, gissa club


• The Keeper - 28 July 2010


• Quiet please, for Harry's rights
• Tiki-Taka becomes tacky-tacky
• Ribery's questionable performance
• It pays to decide, Nationwide


• The Keeper - 15 July 2010


• Qtr Finals for the Corner Counter
• Dishy Des' Legacy
• Mary Poppins for England!


• The Keeper - 23 June 2010


• BBC Gravy Train Chugs On
• Shut That Bloody Band Up!
• Royal Princes Luck Out


• The Keeper - 1 June 2010


• Rio's World Cup Wind Up?
• JT's Family's Fortunes
• McClaren Marches In or On?


• The Keeper - 26 May 2010


• A Warbling El Tel
• God Runs Over Your Foot
• Tyldesley's Technology Gap


• The Keeper - 20 May 2010


• Stevie G. Bad Boy?
• Lily Allen. Big girl!
• Transfer bunkem


• The Keeper - 10 May 2010


• The title race. Close?
• World Cup 2010
• The FA. World Cup plans